Natt (nattish) wrote,
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Cleansing Charms and Probiotics

I've been thinking about the pre- and post-sex fanon Cleansing Charm, and what a number that must do on characters' colons. Really, people, intestinal bacteria is nothing to go germicidal on. Draco must have IBS like no one's business! Similarly, if I were to read het, I'm sure I'd be wondering about the cleaning of the semen out of the vagina, and how poor Ginny and Hermione are constantly wrought with yeast infections.

In conclusion, a little poop never hurt anyone.

...I need to get some sleep.
Tags: meta, meta: magic
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