Natt (nattish) wrote,
Natt
nattish

The Curse of the Good Little Small Fic That Went Big and Bad
~a screen play

Fic: Boy, I’m so cute and concise and sticking to the plan.

Me: You sure are! Just a little scene here. And a little scene there. And here’s a climax. And here’s a --

Fic: Hold on. I feel something.

Me: What? Wait, what’s happening to you?

Fic: Nothing, just growing some backstory. And some smut. Oh, and more smut.

Me: No! Stop growing! You promised you’d be short. You promised you’d be a one-parter.

Fic: Changed my mind -- now I’m three, bitch! With an epilogue and shit!

Me: NOOO, PLEASE, YOU SICK BASTARD.

Fic: STOP SHOUTING AND IMPREGNATE DRACO.

Me: It’s so wrong. But it feels so...right. *sobs*

Coming soon to an LJ near you.
Tags: meta, on writing
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