The Curse of the Good Little Small Fic That Went Big and Bad
~a screen play
Fic: Boy, I’m so cute and concise and sticking to the plan.
Me: You sure are! Just a little scene here. And a little scene there. And here’s a climax. And here’s a --
Fic: Hold on. I feel something.
Me: What? Wait, what’s happening to you?
Fic: Nothing, just growing some backstory. And some smut. Oh, and more smut.
Me: No! Stop growing! You promised you’d be short. You promised you’d be a one-parter.
Fic: Changed my mind -- now I’m three, bitch! With an epilogue and shit!
Me: NOOO, PLEASE, YOU SICK BASTARD.
Fic: STOP SHOUTING AND IMPREGNATE DRACO.
Me: It’s so wrong. But it feels so...right. *sobs*
Coming soon to an LJ near you.
I can't wait. :D
I think you might be peeking in my window 'cause I'm about to impregnate Draco, too :P