rushed"So you're starting a new story," I say to myself. "And clearly a long one. Okay, you stink at long!fic, so keep it concise. That means keep the chapters concise."
"Okay, I'll do that," I reply to myself.
*types and types*
"Chapter one," I read to myself, "500 words."
"Perfect!" I reply.
"Chapter two," I read to myself, "6,000 words."
*wtf?headdesk*
In other news, there's no way I'm going to finish what I want to finish before HBP comes out! And even if I do, there's no way people are going to want to read a long ass fic a couple days before the release of the book. Are they? I don't know! If they're like me, they'll be avoiding the Internet like the plague to spare themselves of spoilers.
*types like the wind*
No AU for meeeeeeeeeee!
EDIT: I sent in my money order for my permanent account a week ago so where is my permanent account? San Fransisco is, like, right around the corner. Must search for contact info!
Oh! Oh! *raises hand* I would!
And...*laughs* This entry made me chuckle =D It sounds like you have a split personality.