nattish

I was browsing through my old LJ entries and found this poem I wrote, entitled "A Nursery Rhyme."

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Twenty perky phalli
Sitting in a row---
On which one shall I
Choose to have a go?

Sally says the purple sort
Do not taste of candy.
Billy claims the short sort
Are often rather dandy!

But slutty little Draco,
In his skirt, which is quite airy,
Will always have a great go
'Long as it belongs to Harry.

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This was over a year ago! Why do I still find it amusing? :o)