(1) If an author is going to have one male character pick up another male character, I would much appreciate it if the author would spend the smallest amount of time indicating one or the other character's size during any previous part of the fic. When there are no specifications, I will apply my preferred physical attributes to the characters at hand, and it disrupts my fic-reading-experience when a character I am imagining to be flimsy and thin effortlessly picks up a character I am imagining to have rather a lot of mass. This disruption can range anywhere from stopping in the middle of the fic and saying "Ger!" to stopping in the middle of the fic to write a picky rant, which I will post in my Livejournal.
(2) I'm writing het. Whee!
(3) A tree frog just fell from nowhere and landed on my desk. No kidding. That would be stick frog to some of you folks. Perhaps it goes by another name too. One of those tiny, tiny buggers. Sticky. Live in trees? Or at least in the grass. He just plopped on my desk from presumably Heaven. I loved him briefly. Then I stuck him outside. I hope The Cat doesn't munch him up. That would be sticky too.