Natt (nattish) wrote,
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A Very Manly Entry

The Opinion

I have been thinking. (Yes, I do that.) I don't particularly like the word manhood in reference to the penis. I came to the conclusion while muttering "hmm...what ofwomanhood for vagina?" Is it used? I have read het...er...once. (I still shudder in horror.)

Ahem.

And so! the gallant, sexually-appealing Slytherin took into his hands his pulsating manhood, inserting it readily into the weeping womanhood of the fragile and wide-eyed Gryffindor.

No.

I am hereby displeased at the sight of those words used in that particular sense.

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Penis Alternatives from A to Z

Anaconda
Boner
Cock
Dick
Excalibur
Fuck stick
Gleaming love stick
Hard-on
Impregnator
Johnson
King, the
Love Pump
Meat
Nudger
Organ
Pickle
Quarter Pounder With Cheese
Rod
Shaft
Tool
Unit
Vaginal Explorer
Willy
X (no, I have no effing clue.)
Yang
Zipper Trout

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Phallus:

from the Greek phallus. Plural: phalli

A Nursery Rhyme

Twenty perky phalli
Sitting in a row--
On which one shall I
Choose to have a go?

Sally says the purple sort
Do not taste of candy.
Billy claims the short
Sort are often rather dandy!

But slutty little Draco,
In his skirt, which is quite airy,
Will always have a great go
'Long as it belongs to Harry.


Then Natt creeps away, avoiding rotten vegetables and Avada Kedavras.
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