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The Curse of the Good Little Small Fic That Went Big and Bad
~a screen play

Fic: Boy, I’m so cute and concise and sticking to the plan.

Me: You sure are! Just a little scene here. And a little scene there. And here’s a climax. And here’s a --

Fic: Hold on. I feel something.

Me: What? Wait, what’s happening to you?

Fic: Nothing, just growing some backstory. And some smut. Oh, and more smut.

Me: No! Stop growing! You promised you’d be short. You promised you’d be a one-parter.

Fic: Changed my mind -- now I’m three, bitch! With an epilogue and shit!

Me: NOOO, PLEASE, YOU SICK BASTARD.

Fic: STOP SHOUTING AND IMPREGNATE DRACO.

Me: It’s so wrong. But it feels so...right. *sobs*

Coming soon to an LJ near you.

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LOL!

I can't wait. :D

Me neither! But I fear I will have to. *cries and cries*

Fic's closing line is the best thing ever. FIC, DON'T BE TOO RECALCITRANT AND UNRULY, THOUGH.

I love that you made me look up recalcitrant!

Bahahah. I didn't use the thesaurus, I swear!

This is me right now. MEMEMEMEME!

I think you might be peeking in my window 'cause I'm about to impregnate Draco, too :P

Teehee! If that's the case, I'll be on the lookout for some mpreg from you. :D:D

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