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Anatomical Natt
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Shake It the Snape-alicious Way

I'm now coming to the conclusion that whichever sickness has infected me is also making me delirious. Now, now, don't be silly, Ru, you say. My proof is that I've just spent the last three minutes lying on my side cackling like a lunatic with pictures of Severus Snape wearing a not-so-modest set of pink bloomers and cheer leading skirt. The background music was to the beat of some form of modern hip hop--or whatever those youngsters call it--with lyrics of "Shake that ass, Snapey, shake that ass..." And he did. He shook it well. It wiggled and the man grinned at me! When an actual ass (i.e. donkey) came into the picture and started shaking its own erm...ass?, I lost it and fell off the bed in a fit of laughter. My head hasn't forgiven me for its harsh introduction to the floor. What makes me angry now is that I don't find the fantasy very amusing any longer. On a brighter note, I scolded my throat with hot coffee!

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Well you might not find this very amusing, but I find it incredibly amusing! In a sick and twisted way mind you but...*goes into helpless giggles* Poor little Snapey!

Poor little Snapey? Poor little me! *grumbles, pokes Eclipse in itchy eye, goes back to bed*

Thanks a whole bunch for that non-sympathetic poke in my poor little eye. And here's me being very nice to you! (well, I think I was sympathetic earlier...)

Anyway, you can't expecxt ill people to be very sympathetic. I'm miserably ill. And if you poke me again I shall bite your finger off. *snaps jaws aggressively*

Don't worry, I know you love me really!

Yes, yes, I am nice in my own special way. No more poking...I promise (*mutters* at least while she's sick! Mwa ha). May you feel normal soon.

I am still sick. Don't poke me. ^_~ I hope I feel normall soon too. It's a bad feeling. *sigh*

Still sick, too! Haven't left the house (except to the doctor's) in a week. No poking, no poking...only patting. See? *pat, pat*

Thank you. *pats back* Being ill is bad although I'm getting a bit better...I hope you are too, even if it's only a little better.

where can the rest of us Snape fans (and closet Snape fans, like myself) find this masterpiece?!? Must see!

*snicker* That nightmare? It exists only in my head, I'm afraid. But now your comment's gone and sparked something in me that desires for some talented person in the world to create a picture of Severus Snape in a small pink garment shaking his voluptuous piece of Potions Master backside and--WELL! bedtime for us wee folk!

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