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Anatomical Natt
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Animal hater.

I was browsing my friends page when I came across this story: Forest Frolics. Hagrid/Nagini. NC-17

Automatically I thought to myself, "I don't want to read about two animals doing it." I did a doubletake. "Hagrid's not an animal," I thought. And then I realized---part of the reason I don't like Hagrid is because I do think of him as an animal. He's so huge and hairy and coarse and trusting! He's like a really annoying, talking bear!

I don't like many animals. So it's only logical I don't like Hagrid.

Interesting.

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Why on earth are you on my friends of list?

I actually presupposed this reaction from you!

In response, I have no idea. *sheepish*

Don't feel obligated to keep me friended - I can't imagine I have anything to say that would interest you. I'm not one of those that worries about friendings/unfriendings unduly.

BTW: we're all animals. Just coz someone's from a different race, doesn't make them anymore or any less an animal than you or me. Unless you're a vegetable, of course. No offence inteded to carrots.

Don't feel obligated to keep me friended - I can't imagine I have anything to say that would interest you.

I thought you were questioning the reason why YOU had ME friended, because I expressed my dislike for animals. I have you friended because you're quite funny, and I don't plan on defriending you at the moment. :)

Huh. Interesting.

I think we're all animals, myself. ;D

Yes, of course. But I can twiddle my thumbs, unlike many creatures. :)

Though I think Hagrid can twiddle his thumbs too.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

*COUGH*

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA.

<333333333 *loffs on you so much*

<3333333

*is loffed and cuddled and deaf*

:))

I don't like Hagrid because he's scary. And big. And big and scsry. And the gnomish illustrations in canon look like a monster that once lived in my closet, at eight. And movie!Hagrid looks like a rapist.

*hides from him*

And movie!Hagrid looks like a rapist.

Hahaha! I think I'm dead. :D

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